Condom Slogans

Talking about sexually transmitted diseases, safer sex and all that junk isn’t fun, but it’s important to do before having sex with someone new. Safer sex may be serious, but the way you discuss it doesn’t have to be.

Try using some funny condom slogans to get your point across without totally killing the mood:

Keep calm & (female) condom on

No Glove, No Love

1 + 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom or other type of contraception

Don’t be silly, protect your willie

Be Wise, Condomise.

If she’s eager, protect her beaver

Don’t be a fool, cover that tool

Protect the fish then dip it in the dish

Plug the funnel then enter the tunnel

Don’t be a joker, wrap your poker

A condom a day keeps the pregnancy away